(GRUNTING)
Here you go!
- You're with the bandits? - You're with the queen!
(YELLING)
- You're a traitor. - And you're a jerk.
All right, that's enough. Stop this at once.
- I can't fight you. - Why not?
Because you're a girl. I don't fight girls.
(GROWLilNG)
Perhaps I should reconsider.
(GRUNTING)
The queen did say you were crazy.
She also said I was dead!
Watch out for that tree!
The queen has you in her thrall. Can't you see she's manipulating you?
- That is absurd. - (SHRIEKING)
The queen would be just fine if you and your friends stopped robbing her!
Let's go for a ride!
OW!
(GRUNTS)
Hm. Yield.
(HOWLilNG)
- Should we help her? - Glad you've come to your sen...
Eh... She's doing pretty good on her own.
OW!
If you weren't trying to stab me right now, I might be tempted to kiss you.
I guess I better keep trying, then.
- Remember this? - Yeah. Remember this?
(YELLS)
- Please forgive me. - No. Forgive me.
You've been bested, so yield.
Put it down. We're done playing.
Or did you not learn enough from your spankings?
- You even throw like a gir... - (NEIGHS)
(GRUNTS)
(laughing)
(HOWLS)
(G ROANS)
Why do you have to be so darn cute?
What?
Well, well, Prince Alcott. We must stop meeting like this.
We were ambushed. Bandits caught us by surprise.
You went to the woods to find the bandits,
and yet the bandits caught you by surprise?
I must admit, we were out skilled.
Their leader was incredibly ruthless and cunning. She was...
She? The bandits' leader is a she?
The bandits' leader is Snow White.
(LAUGHS)
Impossible, sir. Snow White is dead.
Perhaps it was just someone who looked like Snow White.
- It was definitely Snow White. - You were in the forest, it was dark.
I think we should at least open ourselves up to the possibility
that it was just someone who looked a lot like the late Snow White.
- What a fun surprise. - Agree to disagree.
- You told me she was dead! - He said she was dead.
- I wish I was dead. - You also told me she was mad.
She is mad. Not as mad as I am, however.
So which is it, she's mad or she's dead?
She seemed completely sound of mind when she and her band of dwarfs...
"Dwarfs"? You said they were giants.
They're giant... dwarfs.
They're big, but sometimes small.
I feel I have been deceived.
- No, I am being deceived! - Well, I feel...
Oh, for the love of God, could someone please
get this man a shirt so I can concentrate!
Not you, Brighton! Not you.
All I know is I've been misled either by you or by Snow,
and I find this current line of events to be completely confusing.
"Confusing"? A fine word. A grand word for this situation.
In years to come, when people look upon the word "confusing,"
they will point to this very afternoon,
when the world learned that a dead girl was alive,
leading around a band of giant dwarfs.
And here I was having such a good day!
(HEAVY EXHALE)
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall.
- Is she really alive? - I was going to tell you,
but I thought it would be more entertaining to let you find out on your own.
I don't understand! Brighton said he fed her to the beast.
Brighton fell victim to her beauty, just like all the others.
- I need your magic. - MIRROR: There is a price to using magic.
What is this "price" you're always going on about?
Do you have to be cryptic? I just want her dead!
So short-sighted.
I need to do something about this prince.
Forget the prince. Perhaps the baron is more your speed.
No! I want to many the prince!
His head yearns for Snow White.
We'll use the love potion from before. The one I served to her father!
You used it up. You've used up too much.
- And I want Brighton dead, too. - Don't overreact.
Kill Brighton and you'll be without your executive bootlicker.
That's a very good point. But he has to be punished for lying to me.
Do something terrible to him. Use your magic!
- You'll pay the price... - I know! I'll pay the price for using magic!
I've got it! Now punish him!
_ (SNAP) _ (SCREAMS)
(TINY SCREAM)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Entrez.
You wish to see me, Your Highness?
A peace offering.
Thank you, Highness. I don't feel like drinking.
Because... you are a man in love.
Is it that obvious?
Unburden yourself.
I just... I don't understand, Your Majesty. I don't.
I met her in the forest, and she seemed so kind.
And then at the dance, she was lovely and charming and...
Perfection, really.
But then today it was...
Her true colors were revealed?
Snow White...
is a very erratic girl.
Some would even call her high maintenance.
Love can be so difficult.
Love always is.
I thought I had found my ideal man, until he was...
(SNIFFLES)
struck down in his prime.
- You're right. We must honor the late king. - We must.
- A fallen hero must be remembered. - Must.
Oh, no. Gold is my lucky color.
Of course.
Mm.
(GROANING)
_ (CRASHES) _ (CUP CLATTERING)
(PANTING)
- What are you doing? - (WHINES)
- Master! - (YELLS)
Get off! Get off! Sit! Sit!
Love. Puppy?
Puppy love.
What am I supposed to do with a puppy?
(WHINES) We're going to have so much fun!
You could take me on walks!
You could throw sticks. I will retrieve them!
You can rub my tummy!
All off-topic. What I need you to do is many me.
Yes, I will. I will do that.
I will many you, because I love you.
I love you to the edge of the four corners of the Earth.
I love you to the edge of the Seven Seas.
- Really? - I do! You're my master!
(SHRIEKS)
Oh-ho-ho!
Stop!
Fetch!
- Fetch. - (WHINES)
(whimpering)
Go get it! Go get it!
(HOWLING BARK)
There are pros and cons to this. (SIGHS)
Can't you ever just enjoy the moment?
(GRUNTS) Hey!
- Who put that tree there? - Oh, boy.
Hey, listen!
You guys are never going to believe what I heard at the... pub.
- What? - What?
Shh!
Queen is getting married.
- What? - Again?
- Not good. - What's on the menu?
Who's she marrying, the baron?
No! She's marrying the prince!
- Why would he do that? - Why would you care?
Could someone pass the potatoes, please?
When's the wedding?
Tomorrow. Down at the lake.
Potatoes, please?
What?
It's just a private little affair.
What was that all about?
Idiot. Can't you see she loves him?
Loves him? He tried to kill her today.
Exactly. What do you think love is?
Love is someone passing the potatoes.
I love you, Grub.
- That was meant for him. - Good aim.
BUTCHER: Does he look like he needs more potatoes?
NAPOLEON: Somebody has to go after her.
BUTCHER: Look, she's a girl. Girls cry. It's no big deal.
- GRIMM: No wonder his wife left him. - BUTCHER: You better watch it...
QUEEN.' I want her killed. Snow White.
I need your magic. Just give me whatever you've got!
I just want her dead!
- What is that? - It's black magic!
Guys.
Guys!
The stilts!
Whoa!
Grub! Come on. I got you.
Behind you!
(GROWLilNG)
Inside! Move, move!
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS)
- Why did you bring the pot? - Look out!
Tree!
GRIMM: Come on! Come on!
(GROWLilNG)
- GRUB: No, Butcher! - Whoa!
Butcher!
- Go, go, go! - (GRUNTING)
Higher ground! Higher ground!
- Butcher! - You OK?
- I'm fine, I'm fine. - (LAUGHING)
- Go! Underneath the beds. - BUTCHER: Hide!
What is that?
_ (LAUGHS) _ (SCREAMS)
Split up!
Hurry, hurry! Get in.
He's above you!
Up here! Over here!
Huh? Hm?
- Move over! Move over! - (GASPING)
Hmm?
(CHUCKLES)
(SCREAMS)
Wolf! We've got to fight back!
_ (GROWLS) _ (Blows RASPBERRY)
(BARKS)
You're mean!
Ha!
Ha ha!
_ (BLOWS RASPBERRY) _ (HWLS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
Wolf, no. Let it go!
(GRUNTING)
(ALL YELLING)
(SCREAMING)
They're puppets.
Butcher!
(YELLING)
Oh, no!
(SCREAMING)
- Are you OK? - (GROANING)
What's he doing?
(SNIIFFING)
Is that the custom in Valencia?
Oh!
- (GRUNTS) - Must...
look...
glorious.
This is every woman's special day.
How special can it be? You've been married five times.
Quiet!
Happy place, happy place, happy place.
(Whimpering)
(GIBBERING)
(YELPS)
Ahh!
I was a cockroach.
(SOBBING) It was a nightmare.
I was crunchy and small and frightened by exposure to light.
Everybody tried to step on me!
And then, in a strange turn of events,
a grasshopper took advantage of me!
All very fascinating, but it is my wedding day.
We're not interested in your adventures. Cinch me up.
- But I was a... - Cinch it.
Out of my way, baker lady.
_ (GRUNTING) _ om.
(LAUGHS) I knew I was the same size. Untether me.
Time for me to get rich. (LAUGHS)
I mean "hitched." Bring around the sled.
Guys, wake up. Wake up.
Guys, wake up!
- Snow's gone. - What?
GRUB: Did you check the kitchen?
She must have left when we slept.
Impossible. She'd never just leave us like that.
Did she make us breakfast?
No, but... she left a note.
Let me see that.
"Dear Butcher, Napoleon, Grub, Half Pint, Wolf, Chuck and Grimm..."
I'm so sorry to leave.
"I love you all dearly..."
All?
She loves us all?
Keep reading.
"I love you all dearly..."
but I've realized...
"...that my presence... can only cause you harm."
"I thought I was strong enough to do this, but I am not."
I am not my father, much as I wish I was.
I am not a leader.
I'll go someplace far away where I can be safe from the queen...
but I know I will forever cherish our time together.
Love, Snow.
"Grub, I left you a tall stack of pancakes on the stove."
I don't want pancakes. I want Snow.
OK.
Let's consider all our options and then we'll put it to a vote.
BUTCHER: No.
No huddle and no vote.
We go after her now.
Come on, guys. She couldn't have gone far.
Wolf, you track her.
Snow?
- (ALL GRUNTING) - ALL: Snow!
You were supposed to let me leave.
No, no. Don't leave us.
You can't just give up now. What about the prince?
He loves someone else.
You know what? She's right. He does, actually.
That's impossible.
SNOW WHITE: I never had a chance with the prince,
just like I never had a chance against the queen.
Snow, you once told us that because people are mean to us,
we can still steal from them, as long as they're not poor children.
- That's not what she said. - I was taking poetic license.
Snow, you took seven thieving dwarves,
who thought they had no other chance in life,
and you gave them another choice.
You were strong enough to do that.
We don't see a little girl when we look at you, Snow.
- We see a princess. - And a leader.
- Our leader. - Your kingdom needs you.
I need you.
I mean, we need you.
Who feels like crashing a wedding?
ALL: Yeah! (CHEERING)
Yah! Yah!
_ (GASPS) _ (GASPS)
(CHUCKLES)
- MAN: Oh, hello. Lovely to see you. - Oh.
I was just asking for you.
I was just remarking to your cousin, over there...
Oh!
(HUMMING)
Mmm.
(GRUNTING)
(whistling)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
Huh?
Excuse me.
(SHOUTING)
This is a stickup.
- Give us your money. - And your clothes.
- No. - Did he say "clothes"?
You cannot do this to me again!
(GRUNTS, WHINES)
No matter how many times I do it...
I still get excited on my wedding day.
(CLEARING THROAT)
QUEEN: Oh.
- (CLEARING THROAT) - Oh!
What is it with this kingdom?
This is outrageous.
- Insulting. - Your Majesty.
If you are unfit to handle a few bandits, you are unfit to rule.
The gently want you deposed.
Oh, I'm sorry, Baron, did you say...
Deposed! Dismissed. Removed from office.
OK. Could someone get the prince, please?
I'm afraid he's not here, Your Majesty.
- Excuse me? - The prince has been stolen.
By whom?
ALL: Snow White.
Ha.
If you want someone dead, you have to do it yourself.
(WHIMPERING, WHINING)
(SOBBING)
You have to take me back to my precious queen!
- Enough already! - You don't understand!
I yearn for the nectar of her skin.
"Nectar of her skin"?
Who talks like that?
He must be under some kind of spell.
A spell?
That sounds like the queen.
Anyone know how to break a spell?
(GROWLING, SNAPPING)
(sobs)
_ (YELPS, coughs) _ om.
(WHINES) My only pain is being absent from my queen!
(Whining)
- There you go, buddy. - (GAGGING)
(laughing)
(HORN BLARING)
(CHANTING)
_ (GROWLilNG) _ (whimpers)
(WHINES, sobs)
(HOWLING)
Anyone have any more ideas?
I've got it. I can't believe I didn't think of this before.
A kiss.
Excuse me?
The kiss of true love is what liberates someone from a spell.
That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
NAPOLEON: And boxing his ears was a fabulous idea.
She is not kissing anybody.
- Who put you in charge of her lips? - That's final!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Guys!
It's not how a girl imagines her first kiss.
But...
I guess it's worth a try.
Wait.
This is your first kiss?
We can do better than this.
ALL: Napoleon!
This is her first kiss!
Do not mess with me on this.
Mm-hmm.
Please don't do this.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no! No, no! Don't sit, don't sit!
Just close your eyes.
(GROANING)
Mm-mm! Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
SNOW WHITE: I can't do this!
I need a little privacy.
- Please? - (ALL GRUMBLING)
- Come back to me. - Mm-mm!
Please?
Do you think she's enjoying herself?
Yes, I do.
- A lot? - Yes.
The queen...
(ALL GROANING)
HALF PINT: I told you it wouldn't work.
BUTCHER: That's right, I'm the only one who knows what's going on...
is nothing compared to you.
(LAUGHTER)
Snow White, you taste of strawberries.
(Giggles)
How did you do that?
(Whinnying)
Could you imagine the prince being married to the queen his entire life?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Wait. What are you talking about? Married to the queen the rest of my life?
I don't even like the queen.
It's true. You were under her spell.
You even yearned for the nectar of her skin.
GRUB: No, no, it was, "You don't understand."
ALL: "I yearn for the nectar of her skin!"
Oh, that is bizarre. Thank you for saving me.
I think also when we met I... I may have called you children,
as well as other cruel names.
I was wrong. I apologize.
That's OK. You're not the twit we thought you were either.
- Butcher! - (CHATTERING)
Is he always like this?
- (RUMBLING) - The beast!
(BEAST ROARING)
He never comes to this side of the woods.
It's here for me.
Gentlemen, I can think of no greater group of warriors to lead into battle...
- Yeah! - ...but this is my fight.
What?
Did she just go out...
- Out the door. - Snow!
- Snow, open the door. Open the door!
You know, all that time locked up in the castle, I did a lot of reading.
I read so many stories where the prince saves the princess in the end.
Open the door. Open the door, Snow.
I think it's time we change that ending.
No, you're messing with tried-and-true storytelling.
It's been focus-grouped and it works. Just let me save you.
Please, open the door! Open the door, Snow!
It was the perfect first kiss.
Snow. Snow.
Snow! Snow! Open the...
Snow! Snow! Snow! Open the door, Snow.
Back up! Back up! Back up!
- (GRUNTS) - Yeah!
Yeah!
If you're looking for me, I'm right here!
(HOWLING, FLAPPING)
(GASPING)
- (WEAK GRUNT) - ALL: Yeah.
Yeah.
(BEAST ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS) You?
- (BEAST HOWLS) - What are you doing here?
Oh, Getting a breath of air, clearing my head.
I don't know if you heard, but my bridegroom was stolen.
_ (GROWLilNG) _ (whinnying)
The beast doesn't frighten you?
He does whatever I want.
Did you want him to slaughter my father?
(BEAST GROWLING)
Shh. Precious.
This one will be... easy.
I'm made of more than you think.
(LIGHT SCOFF)
_ (snarling) _ (GASPING)
Die well, Snow White.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(PANTING)
(MUMBLES) Yeah.
(PANTING)
My compliments on your carpentry.
Wait, don't you have a key?
Idiot. Give me that!
Go!
I think I finally found something worth fighting for.
(CHEERS) Yeah!
Why do we keep getting locked in our own house?
Snow! Snow!
(GRUNTS)
(WINGS FLAPPING)
- (GRUNTING YELLS) - Guys.
- (ALL GRUNTING) - Guys.
Hey' guys!
You know we have a spare, right?
- Aah! - Let him through!
- (EXCLAIMS) - You!
What are you doing here?
I figured if I am going to die, I might as well die with the one I love.
(WINGS FLAPPING)
_ (ROCKS SRAPING-SCRAPING) _ (GASPING)
Go! Run!
(ROARING)
(BOTH PANTING)
- Dive! - (ROARING)
(OVERLAPPING SHOUTS) Snow!
Snow!
- This way! This way! - Guys!
- Should I lock up, guys? - ALL: No!
(BRANCHES CRACKLING)
_ (BEAST SNARLS) _ (SHOUTS)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTING)
(SHOUTING)
(YELLS)
(LAUGHING)
- BUTCHER: Right in the eye! - CHUCK: Take that!
Fight someone your own size!
- (RUMBLING IMPACT) - (ALL GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
QUEEN.' A dark magic invaded the land.
The kingdom fell into an icy despair.
And the queen realized if she wanted to remain
the most beautiful in all the land,
Snow would have to do what snow does best.
Snow would have to fall.
Wolf!
We've gotta give this to Snow... Give it to Snow.
_ (GRUNTS) _ (GROWLS)
- (SHOUTS) - Give me that.
Here, Snow.
HALF PINT: Snow!
Snow!
(GRUNTING) snow!
(GENTLE MOAN)
Kill it!
(GASPS)
(ROARING)
Are you ready to discover the price for using magic?
NAPOLEON: Who's the guy with the crown?
Father?
Snow?
You're alive!
I can't believe you're alive!
I don't understand. You're all grown up.
You've been under the queen's spell.
You were just a child.
I know. It's a long story.
And who are these young men?
A prince who risked his life to save our kingdom...
and... his most valiant soldiers.
(ALL GRUNTING)
That's very kind. Thank you.
But the princess is more than capable of handling things on her own.
Nonetheless, for your bravely,
we shall be forever in your debt.
Tell me, how can I repay you?
- Gold! - A feast.
- Ale? - A girlfriend.
- (CHUCKLES) - Highness,
there is but one thing I desire.
Among the privileges afforded a king...
there is none greater than the power...
to join two people together in matrimony.
Prince Alcott, you found this kingdom
caught in the clutches of greed and vanity...
but you did not retreat. You entered the fight.
We all owe you, and your brave compatriots...
a great debt of gratitude.
Snow White, my daughter...
this kingdom was fortunate, for in my absence,
you never stopped believing in yourself,
and grew into the woman I knew you would always become.
Despite impossible odds, you faced the queen and defeated her,
forever ridding this land of her wretched ways.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Therefore, by the power vested in me by... well...
by me... (CROWD CHUCKLES)
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Do I still have to say please?
(CHEERING)
Hear, hear!
- I always cry at weddings. - Me, too.
Are you single?
Hey, you!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - Snow!
Snow!
- Congratulations, Snow! - Thank you so much.
- Congratulations, my dear. - Oh, thank you, Magistrate.
It would warm my ancient head
if you could accept this modest gift on your wedding day.
That's very kind of you.
Just one bite...
for good fortune.
To the fairest of them all.
Age before beauty.
It's important to Know when you've been beaten. Yes.
So it was Snow White's story, after all.
(CHEERING)
Yeah!
(J' Lily Collins: "I Believe in Love (Mirror Mirror Mix)")
J' I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
J' In love, love.
J' Love, love, love
(HOWLING)
J' When you can't see the forest for the trees.
J' Follow the colors of your dreams.
J' Just tum to friends.
J' Their help transcends to love.
- Love! Love! Love! Love! - J' Love, love, love, love.
J' I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
- J' In love, love. - Love! Love!
J' I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
- J' In love, love. - Love! Love!
J' Love, love, love.
J' The winter's finally passing on.
J' The king is back the queen is gone.
- (CHEERING) - J' Come dance with me.
J' 'Cause now we 're free to love.
- Love! Love! Love! Love! - J' Love, love, love, love
(VOCALIZING)
J' I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
- J' In love, love. - Love! Love!
J' I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
J' I believe, I believe I believe, I believe.
- J' In love, love. - Love! Love!
J' Love, love, love
(VOCALIZING)
J' Love, love, love
(VOCALIZING)
CROWD: J' Love, love, love! J'
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